Sukhanvar – A Platform for Poetry, Literature & Creative Expression
Pathan SMS
Sardar: Tum pathano ne kabhi koi
kabil-e-fakhar kaam bhi kia hai?Pathan: oye tum ko pata hi nahi hai..
Pakistan mein pehla world cup kon laya?
Imran khan,World cup T-20 kon laya?
Younus khanPakistan mein Atom bomb kon laya?
Dr. Qadeer khan,Or to or Pakistan bananay wala kon tha?
Quaid-e-Azam khan
Pathan: Yara hum ko 1 hatora or
keel chahiye computer k liye!Shopkeeper: Par computer mein inka kia kaam?
Pathan: Oye yara hum ko computer
mein Window lagana hai.
PATHAN: Gehri SOCH Me!
WiFE: Kia Soch Rahe Ho?
PATHAN:
Ye GEO NEWS Walon Ko Kese Pata Chalta He?WiFE: Kia?
PATHAN: Yehi K
“AAP DEKH RAHE HAIN GEO NEWS”
PATHAN: Jub hum chota tha tab hum
Minar-e-Pakistan se gir gaya tha.2nd PATHAN: Tum mar gaya tha ya bach gaya tha?
Pathan: Hum ko yaad nahi,
Hum bohat chota tha. 😉