God made daylight
God made daylight and called it Sun,
God made entertainment and called it Fun,
God made nightlight and called it Moon,
God made You and called you Cartoon
;->
Tag: Jokes SMS
Jokes SMS
Vo kon si cheez he
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sardar apne dost se: vo kon si cheez he
jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain?Sardar’s SON : papa may bataoo
Sardar: nahi putter tu chup reSON : may batata hoo
Sardar: O nahiSON: AANKH
Sardar: Ohh haanSON: to aap kia samajh rahay thay….????
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS
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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
Sardar on phone
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Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant.
She is having pain right now.Doctor Asked: Is this her first child?
Sardar Replied: No this is her husband speaking…