Funny Tagged SMS | Sukhanvar

Bekar hai itni taleem

by skhan

kia faida..
matric
inter
ba
bcom
bsc
ma
msc
mba
llb
mbbs
phd
kerne ka?

jab yehi pata na chale k
“KHAJLA PHENI” ko English mein kia kehty hain.
Pata hai?
nahi pata na to bekar hai itni taleem…

by SAM

Aapki Dosti Mujhe Itni Pasand Hai Jitni;

Charsi Ko Chars

Doctor Ko Nurse

Chor Ko Purs

Gadhay Ko Laat

Ullu Ko Raat

Boorhay Ko Huqqa

Pehelwan Ko Mukka

Nayi Ko Qainchi

Ghareeb Ko Daal

Nawaz Sharif Ko Baal

Mqm Ko Khaal

Kutty Ko Haddi

Nangy Ko Chaddi

Pathan Ko Naswaar

Kangly Ko Udhar

Or

Zardari Ko Iqtedar

Dekha Kitna Hai Mujko aap se Pyar.

😀

by SAM

Toofani Barish, Aadhi Raat Admi Pizza Hut Pe Pizza Lene Aaya.

Waiter: Aap Married Ho?

Admi: Kameny Ese Toofan Me Konsi Maa Apne Betay Ko Pizza Lene Bhejegi!!

by SAM

Shadeed Barish Mein Bus Stop Pe Log Bus K Intezar Mein Khare They.

Ek Faqeer Aaya,

Sab Logon Se Bheek Li,

Aur

Texi Mein Beth K Chala Gaya……

Geo To Aisey