Funny Tagged SMS | Sukhanvar

Sardar asked his Wife

by admin

Sardar asked his Wife: Will you marry , after I die?
Wife : No I will live with my sister.

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Wife : Will you marry , after I die?
Sardar: No I will also live with your sister.

by admin

Chota Sardar: Mummy Kal Raati Jadu Hoya…

Main Bathroom DA darwaja Kholaya Te Light Ap he Jal Paree.
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Mummy :Oyeeeeeeee Tu fir Fridge Vich Susu Kar ditaaa

by admin

Once there was a jutt.
He was cutting juwar with dutri.
He saw a wada sara sup.
He began to cry Bachao.

I am maring…

Then his pioo, take a sota and kill the sup,
when o gaye qareeb, they saw that was not a sup that was a kala rasa

Moral: All the jutt are aqloon chatt.

by Omer

Sorry for being a little late, but i had hundreds of pretty girls and boys to wish.

Now it’s time for you uncles and aunties.

Wish you Happy EID DAY. 🙂
EID MUBARAK