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How will you divide your 3 children

by admin    

A Sardar and his wife filled an application for divorce.

Judge: How will you divide?
You have 3 children.

Sardar: OK! We will apply next year.

Posted in Husband Wife SMS, Sardar SMS    Tagged Funny Tagged SMS, Jokes SMS, Short SMS   

How do you sink a submarine

by admin    

How do you sink a submarine filled with sardars?

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Just knock the door.

Posted in Sardar SMS    Tagged Funny Tagged SMS   

Agar Tum Fail Howe To

by admin    

Baap: Agar Tum Fail Howe To Mujhe Abbo Mat Kehna.

Result Aane Per.

Baap: Kia Bana?

Beta: Sorry Yaar! Akram Tumne Baap Kehlaane Ka Haq Kho Dia?

Posted in Funny SMS, Naughty SMS    Tagged Funny Tagged SMS, Urdu Funny SMS   

Always study in front of a Mirror

by admin    

Sardar always study in front of a mirror because of 3 reasons:

1. It helps saving revision time.

2. He can keep a watch on himself.

3. He likes combined studies

Posted in Exam SMS, Sardar SMS    Tagged Funny Tagged SMS   

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