Funny Tagged SMS | Sukhanvar

Husn walon ko kia zarorat hai sanwarny ki

by skhan

Husn walon ko kia zarorat hai sanwarny ki dosto,
Hum to saadgi me bhi qayamat ki ada rakhty hain.

Dedicated to me
Taaliyaan
Thank u
Thank u

\(“,)/’
)) Beth Jain
/\ Beth Jain
Plz peechay walon ko b dekhnay ka moqa den.

by skhan

KG Boy: Mam may I go to washroom?
Mam: Nai Pehle A to Z sunao phir jana…

Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMN_ _QRS_UVWX_Z
Mam: P O T Y kaha gai?

Boy: Ji Meray Nekar main Nikal gayi…
😛

by Ami

A classic insult….

Girl:
Main abhi abhi beauty parlour se aa rahi hoon….

Boyfriend:
aray aaj bhi band tha kia????
🙂

by Ami

Minister: Bomb Blast mein Halaak honey walon ko 5 or zakhmi ko 3 lakh diye jayen gay.

Pathan: Humara Baap Pehly Zakhmi Huwa Phir Mar Gaya Humara 8 Lakh Banta Hai.