Meherbaan, qadardaan, Dekh tamasha
Meherbaan
qadardaan
Dekh tamasha
meri jaan
Ye
Bandar
Ab
SMS parhega
aur
Muskuraye ga
aur sms forward kar k
apni hoshyari
dekhaye ga
TALIYAAN!!!!
😀
Tag: Funny Tagged SMS
Funny Tagged SMS
Socha Tum Miss Kar Rahe Hogay
by SAM
Larki: Socha Tum Miss Kar Rahe Hogay To Call Kerlon.
Larka: Aur Jo Abhi 1 Ghanta Baat Ki Thi Woh?
Larki: Ooh Shit.. Sorry Phir Tumhara Number Mila Dia 🙂
Kharidne Wala Khud Kabhi Pehanta Nahi
by SAM
Aisi Kaun C Cheez Hai?
Jo Kharidne Wala Khud Kabhi Pehanta Nahi Aur Pehane Wala Kabhi Kharidta Nahi,
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Ans: Baby Pampers…
Hahhahahaha
A Pakistani walk into a bank
by Ifrahim
A Pakistani walk into a bank in New York city.
He talks the loan officer: I need $5000 and for deposit my FERRARI is available.
Officer agrees.
All the bank members laughed at him, that he borrowed $5000 against $250,000 car.
Banker parked the car into their garage.
After 2 weeks Pakistani returns and repay $5000 and interest $20.
Bank manager asks: Why you borrow $5000 although you are multi billioniare.
He replied: Where else in New York city can i park my car for 2 weeks for only $20 and expect it to be there on my return. So thank you for taking care of my car 🙂