Where do you want to go for our anniversary
Man asked to his wife:
Where do you want to go for our anniversary?She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?
Tag: Funny Tagged SMS
Funny Tagged SMS
A Ghazal by Husband
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Jub se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,
Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,
Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho?
Main ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,
Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,
Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,
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What’s the difference between Dava & Daru?
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What’s the diff b/w Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho
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Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!