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It makes no difference

by admin    

Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.

Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear!

Doctor: It makes no difference.

Man: It does, Now I hear everything

but understand nothing……………….

Posted in Funny SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS, Funny Tagged SMS   

Before and after marriage

by admin    

Before marriage:

Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you.

After Marriage:

Roses are dead, I have flu,
don’t come near me, Paray hatt tuu,

Posted in Marriage SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS, Funny Tagged SMS, Short SMS   

I will give both of them

by admin    

Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?

Friend: If I guess right, u give me 1?

Sardar: Oji, I will give both of them

Posted in Sardar SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS, Funny Tagged SMS, Short SMS   

Santa ki chatri me hole tha

by admin    

Santa ki chatri me hole tha,
kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?

Santa bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi
to pata kaise chalega.

Posted in Santa Banta SMS    Tagged Funny Tagged SMS, Urdu Funny SMS   

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