Apne ko konsa jaldi marnay ka hai
Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say
slow poison ka kaam karta hai..
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cirkit: Apne ko konsa jaldi marnay ka hai Bhai…
Tag: Funny Tagged SMS
Funny Tagged SMS
Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa
by admin
Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say
Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.
Flirt of Mobile Networks
by Visitors
Flirt of Mobile Networks
JAZZ
Boy: Hello darling
Girl: Aur SunaoUfone
Boy: Kia tumhare dil me main hu?
Girl: Tum hi to hoZONG
Boy: Tumhe Chand kahun phool kahun…kia kahun?
Girl: Sub keh doTELENOR
Boy: Kia her larki bewafa hoti hai?
Girl: Yahi hai dhun sub ki.
Perfect valentine Day Gift
by admin
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap.
After she woke up, she told her husband,
“i just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for valentine’s day.
What do you think it means?”“You’ll know tonight”, he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.
Delighted, she opened it only to find a book entitled“The meaning of dreams”.