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Funny Tagged SMS

Neighbors can see your things

by Visitors    

Wife to husband:
why are you walking around naked?
Neighbors can see your things.

Husband: So what..!
Wife: They will think I married you for money.

Posted in Husband Wife SMS, Insult SMS, Misleading SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS, Funny Tagged SMS   

If a baby is born in AFRICA

by Visitors    

If a baby is born
in AFRICA,

what will
be the color of the
babies teeth?
?

?

.
.
.
.

you fool.!

A new born baby don’t have teeth.

Posted in Fool SMS, Insult SMS, Question Answer SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS, Funny Tagged SMS   

Zindagi mein tum bohat aage jaogay

by Visitors    

Zindagi mein tum bohat aage jaogay.

kionki jahan bhi tum jaoge,

sub kahenge,

.

chal bhai chal aage chal.

Posted in Insult SMS    Tagged Funny Tagged SMS, Urdu Funny SMS   

Bird and Bush

by Visitors    

Old phrase:
A Bird in hand is better
than two in Bush.

New phrase:
A boot on Bush is
better than two in foot.

Posted in Insult SMS, Naughty SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS, Funny Tagged SMS, Short SMS   

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