Why were males created before females
Why were males created before females?
Because you alwas need
a rough draft before the final copy.
Tag: Funny Tagged SMS
Funny Tagged SMS
If your father earned $100,000
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Teacher: Aamir,
if your father earned $100,000
and gave half of it to your mother,
what would she have?Little Aamir: A heart a attack!
1 pathan aero plane mein
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1 pathan aero plane me pilot
say headphone cheen leta hai.Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
Pathan says:
Ticket ka paisa hum bhare
aur gana to akela suney.
Mujhe sardar bana do
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Admi: Mujhe sardar bana do
Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega
Admi: OK
Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia.
Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia.