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I am beautiful, which tense is it

by admin    

A very old lady teacher of English
asked this question:
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?

One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.

Posted in Funny SMS, Question Answer SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS, Funny Tagged SMS, Short SMS, Teacher Student SMS   

In this job we need someone who is responsible

by admin    

Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”

Applicant: “I’m the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,

they said I was responsible.”

Posted in Funny SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS, Funny Tagged SMS   

Mere love letters wapis karo

by admin    

Girl: Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti
isliye ye lo apne love letters
or mere mujhe wapis karo!

Boy bari c basket samne rakhte howay:
Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo!

Posted in Funny SMS    Tagged Funny Tagged SMS, Jokes SMS, Short SMS, Twist SMS, Urdu Funny SMS   

Plateform no. 1 per kharay saray pathan

by admin    

News reporter:
KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform no. 1
per kharay saray pathan kaisay maray gaye?

Pathan: aik elan howa
k train plateform no. 1 per aa rahi hai,
sub ne patri per chalang laga di.

Reporter: Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?

Pathan: Elan se pehlay Main to khudkushi k liye
patri per leta tha……………..

Posted in Funny SMS    Tagged Funny Tagged SMS, Jokes SMS, Pathan SMS, Urdu Funny SMS   

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