Funny Tagged SMS | Sukhanvar

Similarity between Dinosaur & Seedhe saadhi Larki

by skhan

What is the similarity between Dinosaur & Seedhe saadhi Larki

Interesting na…??

socho ???

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Dono ab is duniya mein nahi hotay…

:-p

by SAM

Aik admi k ghar k samne gadha mara para tha.
Usne municipal committe ko phone kia aur kaha;
Mere ghar k samne gadha mara para hai uthwa len

Jawab mila;
Wahin dafan kar do.

Us admi ko ghussa to bohat aaya per tahamul se bola;
G main dafan karny laga tha magar marhoom k bachon ko itlaa to karni thee naa 😀

by Nauman

Wedding is the day when a boy sits on stage with his wife and watch other girls dressed beautifully and thinks

“yeh sab aaj se pehlay kahan theen???”

by Nauman

Best Kharidari:

Husband ne paan kharid k wife ko dia.

Wife: Aap ne apne liye kio nahi liya?

Husband: Main to wese hi khamosh reh sakta hon 🙂