Mujhe hath se kapre dhona nahi
Sardar’s wife: Mujhe hath se kapre dhona nahi aata mujhe spiner la ker do……..
Sardar: Harbajan ko utha laya.
Kehta hai SPIN tu yahi kerta hai……..
Tag: Funny Tagged SMS
Funny Tagged SMS
Aim for 100% Marks
by admin
TEACHER: You Should aim for 90% marks!
STUDENT: I’ll get 100% marks!
TEACHER: What? Why are you kidding?
STUDENT: Who started?
Best way to purpose a girl
by admin
Best way to purpose a girl.
Take her to sea,
Say her to sit in a boat.
Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
Then say Marry Me
or
Leave My Boat.
Money is not everyting
by admin
Always remeber MONEY isn’t everything.
But make sure that,
You’ve made a lot of it,
before talking such nonesense.Bill Gates.