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A Beautiful Girl Goes To Skin Doctor

by admin    

A Beautiful Girl Goes To Skin Doctor & Asks:

Mujhy Apny Jism Se Bohat Pyar Hai,

So Mujhy Nahanay Se Pehlay Kia Lagana Chahiye?

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Doctor: bathroom ki kundi.

Posted in Funny SMS, Question Answer SMS    Tagged Funny Tagged SMS, Urdu Funny SMS   

why do you make women so Beautiful

by admin    

Man asks God: why do you make women so Beautiful?

God: so you can love her.

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Man: But God, why do you make her so stupid?

God: so that she could love you.

Posted in Funny SMS, Insult SMS, Question Answer SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS, Funny Tagged SMS   

It is always helpful if you can

by admin    

A mouse was walking along his mother,
a cat attacks them.

The mother mouse BARKS!
& cat runs away.

Moral : its always helpful,
if you can speak foreign language.

Posted in Funny SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS, Funny Tagged SMS, Short SMS   

Daanton ki hifazat k 3 tarikay

by admin    

Daanton ki hifazat k 3 tarikay.

1. Daily Brush karna.

2. Meethi cheezon se parhez karna.

Aur

3. Mere sath moun sambhal k bat karna.

Posted in Funny SMS    Tagged Funny Tagged SMS, Short SMS, Urdu Funny SMS   

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