For Early shopping
Judge: Why are you arrested?
Sardar: For shopping early
Judge: Well, that’s not a crime.
anyway how early you were?
Sardar: Before opening the shop.
Tag: Funny Tagged SMS
Funny Tagged SMS
Teen Cheezain Jab Khatam Hojati Hain
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Aqwal-e-Zarin
Teen Cheezain Jab Khatam Hojati Hain
To Bohat Takleef Hoti Hain….
1. Balance
2. Battery
3. SMS Package
🙂
Prince Charles & Sardar ji were having dinner
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Prince Charles & Sardar ji were having dinner.
Prince said, “Pass the wine you divine”.
Sardar thinks “how poetic”
Sardar says, “pass the custard you bastard”
Why do you Love a Rose, which dies in a day
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Girl asked boy:
Why do you Love a Rose, which dies in a day.
But you don’t love me , who die for you everyday?
Boy replied:
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Oye Hoye….
English 😀