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Tag: English Funny SMS

Funny SMS in English Language

A child uses its thumb 2 chew

by admin    

A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms

Posted in Insult SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS, Funny Tagged SMS   

Where were u born?

by admin    

Teacher : Where were u born?
Student : Tiruvanantapuram.

Teacher : ok, tell the spelling.
Student : Sorry, I was born in Goa.

Posted in Funny SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS, Funny Tagged SMS, Teacher Student SMS   

Most Cruel and wicked person on Earth

by admin    

IBLEES went to Court to Prove that
he is the Most Cruel & wicked person on Earth.
But he Failed.
He Came out Angrily & Asked,
Who is this
.
.
.
“Bush”

Posted in Naughty SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS, Funny Tagged SMS   

If you save this msg

by admin    

If u save this msg,
it means I’m cute.

If u edit this,
I’m still cute.

If u fwd this,
u r spreading that i’m cute

& if u erase this,
u r jealous of me
bcoz i’m cute!

Posted in Fool SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS, Funny Tagged SMS   

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