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Funny SMS in English Language

Caught sleeping together

by admin    

Boy1: Meet my wife Tina.
Boy2. Oh! I know her.

Boy1: How?
Boy2: We were caught sleeping together.

Boy1: What the Hell !!!!
Boy2. During lecture in Maths class.

Think +ve 🙂

Posted in Double Meaning SMS, Misleading SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS, English SMS, Funny Tagged SMS, Jokes SMS, Twist SMS   

Newspaper Mein News Lagi

by admin    

Newspaper Mein News Lagi K
“50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys”

The Sardars Protested.

Next Day News Lagi K
“50% Of Sardars Are Not Donkeys”

The Sardars Celebrated.

Posted in Insult SMS, Sardar SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS, Funny Tagged SMS, Jokes SMS   

What is an adult joke?

by admin    

Sardar ji was asked,
what is an adult joke?

Reply came;

Any joke which is
.
.
.
.
eighteen years old.

Posted in Question Answer SMS, Sardar SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS, Funny Tagged SMS, Jokes SMS, Short SMS   

I Love Walking in FOG

by admin    

I Love Walking in FOG,

.

Because

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No One Can Detect That I Am

.

.

.

SMOKING “””

(Feeka Charsi)

Posted in Funny SMS    Tagged English Funny SMS, Funny Tagged SMS   

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