Exams k ek din pehle mujhe hosh aaya

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Exams k ek din pehle mujhe hosh aaya,

socha maine bohat or cheating karne ka plan banaya,

bathroom mein kardi maine cheating ki setting,

or ab bus karni thi mujhe bathroom jane ki acting,

Exam paper dekh k meri aankhon k aage andhera chaya,

kia bataon Yaroo paper tha physics or main chemistry le aaya.

Why Students fail?

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Why Students fail
Total 365 days in a Year
52 Sundays in a year, Days left 313
50 Summer holidays, Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep = 130 days, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing = 15 days, Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating = 30 days, Days left 96,
1 hr talking = 15 days, Days left 81
Exams days 35 days, Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies, TV at least 25 days, Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.

Hun banda SALGIRA walay din bhi parhay?

How to spend 3 hours in Exam hall

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How to spend 3 hours in Exam hall
(2pm to 5pm)

2:00-2:10 write the reg no, sub code etc.
2:10-2:40 read carefully the instruction given
2:40-3:40 read the Question paper twice
3:40-4:15 see if you understand any question
4:15-4:20 ask for water & drink
4:20-4:50 check whether you’ve filled all the details carfuly

4:50-5:00 Relax for last 10 mins.