Sukhanvar

Kisi ne nahi kaha tere fasane ko,

Najane kese khabar hogai zamane ko,

GATTAR band ho gaye sare sheher k,

Kis bewaquf ne kaha tha tumeh NAHANAY ko.

Aapki medical report aa gayi hai dekh lain

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Ghabrane ki koi baat nahi

aap k ander sirf 2 kerrain hain

Ek aapko call nahi karne deta

Dosra sms…………………

Logic
human = eat+work+sleep+sms

donkey = eat+work+sleep

hence
human = donkey+sms
or
human-sms = donkey

proved that
Human without sending sms is donkey!

Story:
1 bar 1 larki akeli ja rahi thi

1 larka samne se aaya

Dono bilkul pas aagaye

Larka side pe ho gaya

Larki chali gai

Moral: Her Banda Beghairat Nahi Hota,