Sukhanvar

Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.

Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear

Doctor: It makes no difference

Man: It does, Now I hear everything

but understand nothing.

If I need “Brain Transplantation”

I will prefer your brain.

Don’t think that you are a genius.

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I need a brain which is never used before.

If Someone Asks Me
Whom Do I love the Most?

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I would Sit Next to You
Put My Arm Around You
and Say Proudly

I Love Animals

Especially this Monkey

Bhoot Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli,

Maa Main Kitni Dravni Hun!

Maa Boli Beti Zaida Ghumand Acha Nhi

Abhi Tu Ne Msg Parhne Walay Ko Nahi Dekha.