1 machar 1 chinese aur aik memon
Train me 1 machar 1 chinese k sir pe baitha,
wo usko pakar k kha gaya!Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha,
us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:.
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Khareedo gay?
Three ants find an elephant asleep
by admin
Three ants find an elephant asleep.
One says,”We’ll kill him!”Other one says,”We’ll break his legs!”
3rd one says:
“choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!” 🙂
Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako gay
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Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako gay,
Dil mein jo he kisi ko bata na sako gay,
Karoo ge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharche,
Budhape tak udhar chuka na sako gay
Ghalib’s girl friend late on date
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Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?
Ghalib: replied,
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
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Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.