Hum chat par charhe patang urane ke bahane
Hum chat par charhe patang urane ke bahane,
Wo bhi chat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane,
Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye haseen nazara,
Jhadu le aayi wo bandar bhagane ke bahane.
Door kahin ek basti thi
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Door kahin ek basti thi,
Wahan churailain basti thein,
Un k andar bari masti thi,
Jub dekho wo hansti thin,
Tum jo itna hansti ho,
Usi basti ki lagti ho.
He told me to give up my seat to a lady
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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus
with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
.
Son: But Mom, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.
Terrorist hijacked 747 lawyers
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Q: Hear about the terrorist
that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers. Why?A: He threatened to release one
every hour if his demands weren’t met.