A Memon on his death time
A Memon on his death time.
My wife, where r u?
Wife: Yes, I’m here
My sons & daughters r u all here?
Yes, Papa
Memon: To phir brabar wale kamre
ka pankha Q khula hai?
Memon and banana shopkeeper
by admin
Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Memon:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de
ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae
by admin
ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
mehboob aave ya na aave,
par taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!
Aaj k devdaas ki bat maano
by admin
Na pyar, na yaar, na mohabbat, na dosti yaro,
Aaj k devdaas ki bat mano,
na chandar mukhi na paaro,
bas har larki ko aankh maaro