Memon ka beta & girl friend
Memon ka beta apni girl friend
k sath date maar ker ghar aaya
to baap nay pocha,
kitnay paisay kharch karey?Beta: Rs.50.
Baap: itne saray kion?
Beta: us k paas itne hi thay.
Sukhanvar – A Platform for Poetry, Literature & Creative Expression
Memon ka beta apni girl friend
k sath date maar ker ghar aaya
to baap nay pocha,
kitnay paisay kharch karey?Beta: Rs.50.
Baap: itne saray kion?
Beta: us k paas itne hi thay.
Premika premi se: Main maa Bannay wali hoon.
Premi: kia baat kar rahi ho? Tum hosh me to ho?
Premika: haanPremi: Magar hum ne to kabhi kiss tak nahi kia
Premika: Isi Liye to, tumhare daddy se shadi kar k
tumhari maan banane wali hoon.
Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans:
Secretary says “GOOD MORNING SIR”
&
Private secretary says “ITS MORNING SIR”
Ek LARKI Ki DUA
Kasam Se Her Larkay Ko Bhola Dongi,Sabhi Ki Tasveren Jala Don Gi,
Ek Tum Hi Raho Gay Is Dil Mein,
Balance Dalwa Do Tumhy Dua Doun Gi