What a figure

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A group of elephants were sitting in a street.
A female elephant passes by them.

Then a loafer elephant said.

Wow!

What a figure!

3600-2400-3600

Qanoon ki is kitaab k safa 15 k mutabiq

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WAKEEL: My lord!
Qanoon ki is kitaab k safa 15 k mutabq mere mokal
ko ba-izzat bari kia jae.

Judge: Kitab pesh ki jae…

kitab pesh ki gai, Judge ne safa 15 khola tu
us mein 1000 k 5 note pary thy.

Judge: Is tarha k 2 aur saboot pesh keye jain.