Sukhanvar

Meera ki flight mein tabiyat kharab ho gai
to Air hostess ne pocha:
Are You suffering from fever?

Meera: No,
I am suffering from Karachi to Lahore.

Pagal khanay me sb Pagal
dance kr rhe thy
1 pagl khamosh betha tha
Doc ne socha ye pagal theek ho gya hy

Doc: Tum khamosh Q bethy ho?

Pagl: Bewaquf main ‘Dulhan’ hon.

Eik charsi nay doston ki
dawat ka program banaya,
aur apnay he ghar say
raat ko bakra chori kia,
Aur khoob dawat ki,

subha Jub ghar poncha to
Bakra ghar mein tha,
bivi say pocha Bakra kahan say aaya?

Bivi: Bakray ko goli maro!!
Ye batao raat ko tum choron ki tarha,
KUTTAY ko kahan lay kar gaye thay?