Computer Engineer became a Poet

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Computer Engineer became a Poet
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Kal Jub milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,

Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found.

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Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kr donga,

Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar donga.

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Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,

Dil se aisa cut kia k paste krna bhol gaye.

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Lakhon hunge nigah me, kbi mjhe b pick karo,

Mere pyar k icon pe kbhi to double click karo.

Ufone Pesh krta hai 12 aaney package apney

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“Ufone”
Pesh krta hai 12 aaney package apney
un “Jazz” sarfeen k liye
jinho ne 1st June 2009 se
apni “Telenor” SIM istimal nahi ki
Abhi “Warid” ka 100 wala card charge kro or
” §ub Keh Do.”
Mazeed Maaloomat k liye
apne PTCL se dial karain 0900-78601

Ye Offer Mehmood k Biwi ki iddat tak hai

Ek aadmi rozay nahi rakhta tha

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Ek aadmi rozay nahi rakhta tha.
Us k peer ne kaha tum roza rakho
main wada kerta hoon roz tumhari ek Dua qabul hogi.
Us ne roza rakha.
Sara din bari mushkil se guzara.
Sham ko roza khol ke peer ke pas chala gaya.
Peer ne kaha mango kya mangte ho?

Woh bola peer sb subah EID kerwa do.