Paper wali raat
1000 pages ki book kitny din mein parhi ja sakti hy?
Writer: 6 months
Doctor: 2 months
Lawyer: 1 month
Professor: 1 week
Student: paper wali raat
On which date we should marry
by Visitors
Boy to Girl: On which date we should marry?
Girl: 22 December!
Boy: Any special about it?
Girl: It is the longest night of the year.
Discussion of two nurses in hospital
by Visitors
In a Hospital two Nurses were discussing
about the New Doctor.
1st Nurse: He Dresses very well.
2nd Nurse: And very Quickly too.
Take as many as you want
by Visitors
In school canteen,
there was a basket of apples with a written note:
“don’t take more than 1, God is watching!”
A little further there was a box of chocolates,
A naughty child wrote:
“Take as many as u want. God is watching the apples”