chicken bohat mazay ki bani hai
Sardar: Begum aaj chicken
bohat mazay ki bani hai kia
koee khaas masala lagaya hai?
Sardarni: Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai
thi to main ne BURNOL laga di thi.
Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohat milti hai
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1 sardar airhostess se,
“Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohat milti hai!”
Hostess ne zordar thappar us k moun pe mara..
sardar forun bola:
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”Adat bhi bohat milti hai”
Sardar going to shikaar
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Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Shair k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai.
Money wrapped in a rubber band
by admin
Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubber band!