Sardar’s Name-Plate

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A friend to Sardar:
Last year the Name-Plate outside your house I read Santa Singh B.A.
This year I read Santa Singh M.A.
When did you finish yours Master Degree?

Sardar: You don’t understand.
Last year my wife died.
I put B.A. to indicate Bachelor Again.

Then I took a second wife,
so

M.A is Married Again.

Sardar make a call to his home

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Sardar make a call to his home.
Servant picked the phone.

Sardar: Give phone to my wife.
Servant: She is sleeping with her husband.

Sardar: But I am her husband.
Servant: Now what to do?

Sardar: Kill both of them.
After killing Servant: What to do with dead bodies?

Sardar: Put them in our swimming pool.
Servant: But there is no swimming pool in home.

Sardar: Sorry wrong Number.