Jee Karta Hai Aap K Pass Aao
Jee Karta Hai Aap K Pass Aao,
Aap K Pass Aa K Ruk Jaon,
Na Baithon Na Bolon,
Bus Aapki
Aankhon mein
Malty ka chilka nichor k bhaag jaon.
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Happy Orange Season
Little Boy Was Doing His Maths Homework
by SAM
A Little Boy Was Doing His Maths Homework, Saying to himself,
2 + 5 the son of bitch is 7.
3+6 the son of bitch is 9.
His Mom heard this and gasped “what are you doing?” the boy answered. ” I am doing my maths home work mom.”
“And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?
Yes, he answered
Infuriated the mother asked the teacher next day.
are you teaching maths to children by saying 2+2 the son of bitch is 4? the teacher started laughing and answered what i taught them was 2+2 the sum of which is 4.
Meethi Neend Meethe Khwab
by SAM
Meethi Neend Meethe Khwab,
Ho Gaya Savera Ab To Jago Janab,
Chand Bhi Chup Gaya Phir Raat K Intazar Mein,
Ek Naya Din Shoru Karo Apni Manzil Ki Talash Mein.
Subah Bakhair
December se December tak
by Ifrahim
SPECIAL DUA 4 U!
December se December tak,
Tumharay dil ki har khwahish,
Tumharay dil ka har armaan,
Tumharay honton se nikli har aik dua,
Is tarha se poori ho k,
Jaise phool Main khushboo basi hai.
Aaney wala saal janay walay saal se behtar aur khoobsurat ho.
Aameen