Sach kahun mujh ko ye unwaan bura lagta hai

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Sach kahun mujh ko ye unwaan bura lagta hai,
Zulm sehta howa insaan bura lagta hai,

Kis qadar ho gayi masroof ye duniya apni,
Ek din thehrey to mehmaan bura lagta hai,

Un ki khidmat to bohat door, bahoo betiyon ko,
Burhay maa baap ka farmaan bura lagta hai,

Mery ALLAH meri naslon ko zillat se nikaal,
Haath phelaye Musalman bura lagta hai.

Today I met Mario

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Today I met Mario..

I greeted him n asked “Do You Remember Me ?”

He said “No”.

I said ” Idiot!
I lost my whole childhood to save your girlfriend…”:p:D

Technology ki jung

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Technology ki jung:

Google ne kaha: 1 word likho hazaron results dunga..

Wikipedia bola: 1 word likho hazaron pages dunga..

Internet bola: mere baghair kuch nai karskte..

Computer bola: tu konsa mere baghair chal sakta hai..

Ye sun k bijli hansi aur boli: tum log larte raho main to chali.. 🙂