Sometime my mind asks
Sometime my mind asks why I miss you?
Why I want to see you?
Why I remember you?
Then my heart answers its simply because,
Mental patient needs more care
…….. Ha!Ha!Ha! ..……
Kal Sapne mein Koi Mujhe
by admin
1st Girl: Kal Sapne mein Koi Mujhe
Chakoo se Maar raha tha.2nd Girl: Tu Dar Mut agar Sapne Sach Hote
to Mujhe roz Abortion Karwana parta.
Aapki underwear mein
by admin
Aapki underwear mein kya ha?
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…Elastic hi hoga,
naare wali kaun pehanta hai aaj kal
Aapka aur aapki Wife ka
by admin
Doctor to husband: Aapka aur aapki Wife ka
blood group same he hai?
Husband: Hoga zarur hoga,
25 saal se mera he khoon jo pee rahi hai.