Sardar SMS | Sukhanvar

I will not be able to attend it

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Teacher Student SMS
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.

Sardar: No! I will not be able to attend it.

Teacher: Why?

Sardar: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!

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Sardar: Aap babhi nu bol k vekho
Friend: Wo nahi samjhe gi. Meri wife Pind ki hai na
.

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Sardar: Oh! main samjha k O tuwadi Wife hai

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A small 2 seater plane was crashed in graveyard.
A Sardar was investigation officer.

In report he said:

500 dead bodies are found
and digging for rest.

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Sardar said to doctor: Pore jism mein
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,

Doctor suggested full body Xray

when he checked Xray

found fracture in

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