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No word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary

by admin    

Hitler says,
“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”

Sardar says: Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
“Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”

Posted in Sardar SMS    Tagged Funny Tagged SMS   

A sardar prays daily for two hours

by admin    

A sardar prays daily for two hours,

“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”
After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
&
said:
”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”

Posted in Sardar SMS    Tagged Funny Tagged SMS, Jokes SMS, Short SMS, Twist SMS   

What is skeleton?

by admin    

What is skeleton?

Interviewer: what is skeleton?

Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Posted in Question Answer SMS, Sardar SMS    Tagged Funny Tagged SMS, Jokes SMS, Short SMS   

Examiner taking practical of sardar

by admin    

In Bio practical:

Examiner: Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar: I don’t know.

Examiner: You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name.

Posted in Exam SMS, Sardar SMS    Tagged Funny Tagged SMS, Jokes SMS, Short SMS   

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