Misleading SMS | Sukhanvar

Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju

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Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju,

Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay,

Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath,

Hum chana ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay

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Boy1: Meet my wife Tina.
Boy2. Oh! I know her.

Boy1: How?
Boy2: We were caught sleeping together.

Boy1: What the Hell !!!!
Boy2. During lecture in Maths class.

Think +ve 🙂

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I want you

to be with me In a nice Restaurent

to have candle light dinner
&
to say those sweet three words
to You..
.
.
.

“Pay The Bill”

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Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,

Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,

Dunya chor dain gay tumhe chorne k bad,

KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhoot bolne k bad.