When i smoke cigarete
A girl to doctor: when I smoke cigarette,
I feel very uncomfortable,
On first puff, I put off my shoes.
On second, my socks.
On third, my shirt.
Doctor: take this cigarette and tell me in detail.
Category: Misleading SMS
Misleading SMS
Hey friend remember that
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Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!
At ur age hitler commited suicide
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Teacher : U failure!
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide
Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,
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Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,
tu raat mangay me raat dedon,
tu dil mange me dil dedon,
tu jaan mange
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Bus yaar Bheek mangnay ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..