Category: Misleading SMS

If you don’t smoke, don’t drink,

don’t tell lie , dont cheat,

don’t have a boy/girl friend,

don’t play card.

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LANAT TERI JAWANI TAY

True meaning of GIRL

G = GAPSHUP me subse aage

I = INNOCENT sirf shakal se

R = RONE ki automatic machine

L = LARAI mei kisi se kam nhi.

How to clean your teeth

CLOSEUP se daant saaf karain,

PEPSODENT se mazboot karain,

COLGATE se fresh karain,

Agar phir bhi white na hon to..

Bina sharmaye..
HARPIC
use karain