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Category: Insult SMS

Insult SMS

If we lose a pen

by Rashid    

If we lose a pen, we can buy a new one
but
if we lose pen cap we can’t buy a new one.

That’s why i care for my friends
saray k saray…

Dhakan hain.
🙂

Posted in Friendship SMS, Insult SMS    Tagged Funny Tagged SMS, Twist SMS   

Dekh kar Taj Mahal

by skhan    

Dekh kar Taj Mahal,
Shahjahan k par potay bolay

Aaj humary bhi bank balance hoty,
agar dada ji chichory na hotay.

Posted in Insult SMS    Tagged Funny Tagged SMS, Urdu Funny SMS   

Beta tum par ek Bhootni ka saya hai

by skhan    

“This is called True Love”

Baba apne 1 Mureed se: Beta tum par ek Bhootni ka saya hai.
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Boy: Baba main thapar maar donga agar meri girlfriend k bary me kuch kaha to.

Posted in Insult SMS    Tagged Funny Tagged SMS, Jokes SMS, Twist SMS, Urdu Funny SMS   

Wo kon si bekaar cheez hai

by skhan    

Joke of The year:
Wo kon si bekaar cheez hai jo aap k kapron k andar hai???
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Nahi Pata?

Beta Aap khud ho

Taaliyaan 😛

Posted in Insult SMS, Question Answer SMS    Tagged Funny Tagged SMS, Jokes SMS, Twist SMS, Urdu Funny SMS   

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