Category: Husband Wife SMS

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.

Postmaster: Bhai ye post office hai,
police station mai complain kijiyee.

Man: Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha.

Shoher: Main tang aagaya hoon,
Tum humesha Mera Ghar,
Meri Car, he kehti rehti ho.
Kabhi Hamara bhi keh diya karo.

Ab Almaari main kia dhoondh rahi ho?
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Biwi: Hamara Dupatta.

An old man married a young girl.
Someone asked the girl:
Aap ne in mein shaadi kay liye kia dekha?

Girl: Aik to inki INCOME Aur
dossre in kay DIN KUM………………..

A Small Argument Betwn A Couple Turns Violent.

Angry Husband: Do Not Let D Animal In Me Cum Out.
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Wife: Who Is Scared Of A Mouse!