Category: Husband Wife SMS

Wife: Chalo na kahin chalte hain,
Car main aur car drive main karongi.
Husband: Car tum drive karogi??????
Hmmmmmmmmmmm, jaaengay car main aur
aaengay akhbar main……………

Aik Dolatmand Aadmi Shadeed Bimaar Tha,
Jub Is K Aakhri Lamhaat Kareeb Aye To Doctors Ne Jawab De Dia,
His wife Said: Tum Abhi Nahi mar Saktay,
KHUDA K Liye Abhi Na Maro.
Martay Huay Shakhs Ne Jawab Dia: BEGUM Mat Ro,
SABR Kro, Ab main Chund Lamhoooon Ka Mehmaan Hooon.

Wife: NAHI…………Nahi…………….
Tum Aj Mar Kr Mujhay Zaleel Nahi Kr Saktay,
Darzi kala suit see ker kal dega. Plzzzzzzzz

Wife: Sunye ji! Aapka aziz dost
ghalat larki se shadi ker raha hai.
Aap ussey rokte kion nahi?

Husband: Main kion Rokoon?
Usne mujhe roka tha kia?