Category: Funny SMS

Fine Urdu fight of Lucknow

Two boys are fighting in Lucknow
1st: dekheiay agar aap hamari baat nahi maanein ge
tu hum aap k walid-e-muhtaram ki shaan mein
gustakhana Kalimat pesh karein ge.

2nd: Tu huzor phir hum bhi aap k
rukhsar-e-mubarak pe aisa tamancha baja laeyn ge
k gaal gulab ki manind chamakney lage ga.

Mother to Son:
Jaldi se uth jao dekho
sooraj kab ka nikal aaya hy.

Son: to kya howa ammi
woh sota bhi to mujh se pehle hai.

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