Announcement in a university
Announcement in a university:
“Will the students who parked on the driveway,
please move their cars.”20 minutes later:
“Will the 200 students
who went to move 9 cars
please return to their respective classes.”
Category: Funny SMS
Funny SMS
Welcome to Niagara Falls
by admin
Guide: I welcome you all to Niagara Falls.
These are the world’s largest waterfalls
and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high,
even 20 supersonic planes passing by can’t be heard.Now may I request the ladies to keep quite.
so that we can hear the Niagara Falls?
Government Office Sign Board
by admin
In the corridor of a government office
there was a sign board.“Don’t Make any noise.”
Someone added the following words
“Otherwise, We might wake up”
Among my 4 sons 3 are engineer
by admin
Man: Among my 4 sons 3 are engineer.
Friend: 4th?Man: He didn’t study & became a barber.
Friend: Why don’t? you throw him out.Man: He is the only 1 who earns.