Sukhanvar – A Platform for Poetry, Literature & Creative Expression
Funny SMS
80 year old man: Dr. My 20 year old wife is pregnant.
I am so happy. koi advice dain…Dr: Ok 1 qisa suno,
1 shikari shikar pe jata hai
lekin galti se gun ki jaga umbrela lejata hai
samne se 1 sher aajata hai
shikari umbrela nikal k goli chala deta hai
sher mar jata hai.Old Man: Impossible. Kisi aur ne mari hogi
Dr: Exactly.
Man: Janab Main 20 km/h ki speed se ja raha tha
magar phir bhi meri car ko
taiz raftari ki ilzam me band kardia gaya.Judge: Is baat ka kia saboot hai
k tum taiz drive nahi kar rahe thay?Man: Janab is se barah aur kia saboot hoga
k us waqt main apni bivi
ko lene Susral ja raha tha.🙁
Why do we all Marry?
Because Romance is not the only element of Life.
We are also required to know
horror,
terror,
suspense,
stupidity
and
tragedy
in Life.
Ek Building K 110th Floor par 3 dost rehty they.
1 din Lift khrab thi, unhone sehiyon se uper jane ka fesla kia,
boriat se bachne k liye ye decide kia k,
1st frnd kisi jang ki story suaiga
2nd koi funny story aur
3rd koi sad story sunaiga,
is tarha 110th floor tak pohanch jaingy.
1st ne jang ki story sunai or 50 floor tak pohnch gaye,
2nd ne funny story sunai or wo 99 floor pr pohanch gaye,
phr 3rd ne sad story sunate howe kaha k
Flate ki Chabi Car me hi reh gaye hai. 🙁