Funny SMS | Sukhanvar

Aapka garmion ka tohfa

by Ifrahim

Lo ji

Aapka garmion ka tohfa

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Ice Cream
For You
Zuban Mar k
Fwd ker dain.

Kio k Garmi Sirf
Aap ko hi nahi Lagti.

by Nauman

Kia Aapki Girl friend k paas ye sab hain?

Sulagta Jism
Nashili Aankhen
Kapkapate Honth
Thartharata Badan

Agar Hai

To Usko

Dengue Fever hai Boss

by admin

Masjid mein Elan ho raha tha,

Ek Bacha mila hai,

Jin ka hai Aa kar le jain.

To ek Pathan aaya, kehne laga:

Mujhe bhi dekhao

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JIN ka bacha kaisa hota hai. 🙂

by admin

News Paper mein ad aya,

Humaray pas aisi product hai jisko Pehan kar aap pori Dunia ko dekh sakte ho,
magar aapko koi nahi dekh sakta.

Price 10,000 + Free home delivery.

Ek aadmi ne ad perhte hi 10,000 bhej dia.

Kuch Dino k baad TCS 1 packet le k Aya.

Aadmi ne jaldi se parcel khola to ander se ek

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“BURQA” nikla.