Would you like your coffee black
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
Category: Funny SMS
Funny SMS
I can’t give you a job
by admin
Manager:
Sorry, but I can’t give you a job.
I don’t need much help.Job Applicant: That’s all right.
In fact I’m just the right person in this case.You will see,
I won’t be of much help anyway!!
I can’t eat such a rotten chicken
by admin
Diner: I can’t eat such a rotten chicken.
Call the manager!Waiter: It’s no use.
He won’t eat it either.
Ek Aadmi dozakh me gaya us ne dekha
by Visitors
Ek Aadmi dozakh me gaya us ne dekha,
k zardari ashwariya k sath dance ker raha he,
Aadmi: is ki saza itni achi q he?
Farishta: Saza is ko nahi Ashwariya ko mil rahi he.