A student was asked to write a signboard
A student was asked 2 write
a signboard
for the traffic rules
near da college campus.He wrote:
“Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the students,
wait for the Teachers.”
Category: Funny SMS
Funny SMS
A man goes for fishing, catches a big fish
by AliShan
A man goes for fishing, catches a big fish.
Comes home and ask his wife to cook the fish.
Wife says she can’t as there is no gas, no electricity,
no floor (aata) and no cooking oil to fry it in.Man goes and puts the fish back in the river.
Fish comes up to the surface and shouts“Pakistan Zindabad”
1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai
by admin
1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai,
woh ghar ko bacha nahi saka,
guess kion??
?
because wo sari raat fire brigade
walon ko miss calls marta raha.
Memon ka beta & girl friend
by admin
Memon ka beta apni girl friend
k sath date maar ker ghar aaya
to baap nay pocha,
kitnay paisay kharch karey?Beta: Rs.50.
Baap: itne saray kion?
Beta: us k paas itne hi thay.