All the electrons were having a party
All the electrons were having a party.
Suddenly protons attacked them
A hero came & saved the electrons.They asked hero “who are you?”
he said
Bond!
Covalent bond!
Category: Funny SMS
Funny SMS
Just turn off the lights
by admin
Two deaf men are discussing
their wives using sign language.1st: What to you do when
your wife start complaining.2nd: just stop listening
1st: How?
2nd: I turn off the lights
Machine to detect a thief
by admin
In U.S. they invented a machine that catches thieves.
They took it out to different countries for a test.In U.S.A, in 30 min, it caught 20 thieves;
In UK, in 30 min it caught 50 thieves;
Spain, in 30 min it caught 65 thieves;
Ghana, in 30 min it caught 600 thieves;
India, in 15 min the machine was Stolen
A good friend will come and bail you out
by admin
A good friend will come
and bail you out,
If you are in Jail.
But
A true friend can’t.
Because He is sitting
Next to you saying.I told you that.
We will be caught.